It Will Always Be Sears Tower to Us

Chicagoans will never embrace Willis Tower, it will always be Sears Tower to us. It really is that simple. News has spread quickly that a British company, Willis Group Holdings was given naming rights as part of a “package deal” when the consolidated their area offices into the iconic 36 year old tallest building in the US. So, call it whatever you wish.

Macy’s has been trying to lure the wallets of generations of Marshall Field’s faithful patrons since they dropped the historic name upon completion of a corporate merger and having failed miserably at it, since day 1. We’re a loyal city, territorial to a fault and if we’re not going to take kindly to New Yorkers infiltrating State St, how can you expect us to embrace the Brits take over of the Sears Tower name. Nobody knows Willis in the states, and I’m fairly certain nobody even cares to know Willis.

Let’s ship Macy’s back to New York where it belongs, toss Willis there too. Give us back our history. While we’re at it, bring back the original Frango mints, the ones made right here in Chicago, on the 13th floor of the Marshall Field’s building, not some place in Pennsylvania.

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Barbie Blues

We really need to step back for a minute and stop letting the government attempt to raise our kids. A politician from the great state of West Virginia is pushing to ban the sale of Barbie and other dolls like her because he says dolls influence girls to place too much importance on physical beauty, at the expense of their intellectual and emotional development.

This comes at the same time that people are up in arms over the newest Barbie doll coming tattoo ready. I thought tattoos were being looked at more as art that body disfigurement? Unless those calling for the Tattoo Barbie ban are still stuck in 1955.

Back to the original point of contention; If Barbie, after 50 years is promoting a poor body image for little girls. Let’s ban size 0 super models, and movie stars from being in the public view. The youth of our country and our planet is going to hell not because of a Barbie Doll. But instead, because more and more are relying on the government at large or worse yet, Video Morphine itself, TV,  being the parents and setting all the rules. If I grew up in the era of Time-Outs and “Use your indoor voice”, I’d be a much bigger mess than I already am.

Take an active role in your childs development instead of relying on the next greatest fad of childcare experts telling you what you “should” do or what you have to do. Stop expecting others to dole out the discipline and show your kids whats right and wrong. More often than not, that psychobabble BS of so called experts is what leads kids to be social deviants who can’t tie their shoes without either getting depressed beyond repair or wanting to start a fight with the nearest fire hydrant. It’s pathetic and sad and unfortunately, not likely to change anytime soon.

Oh, and by the way … Happy 50th Birthday, Barbie.

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Don’t Hit the Hookah!

America’s Olympic darling, Michael Phelps is now America’s newest dope head. He did the admirable thing in admitting to and apologizing for being photographed hitting a hookah. Unfortunately, that hasn’t stopped him from getting suspended from the USA Swim Team and losing some sponsors for smoking some marijuana.

It’s funny how this stuff works isn’t it? Barry Bonds pumps his body full of steroids and HGH and MLB did nothing but let him stick around long enough to break the home run record, and then let the Feds take him to trial. The Feds released confirmation of the worst kept secret ever by the way, Barry Bonds tested positive for steroids! Duh! As if a head the size of a medicine ball wasn’t a dead give away.

But, back to Phelps. Maybe he can pick up a new sponsor … High Times Magazine?

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